books i read in 2020 ♕ red white and royal blue
history huh? bet we could make some
favorite movies → fired up! (2009)
“So not only yesterday do I find out I’m adopted - the people I’ve been calling “Mom” and “Dad” are actually two infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinatti for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me - my birth father, Bruce… well he needs a kidney and I’m the only match, and apparently Bruce needs it “stat”. Mmmhmm. You need it stat, Bruce? HUH? Well, maybe I needed a father stat instead of my stay-at-home dad who showers me with love everyday of his life, this goddamn spermless liar! So now I have to be at Kaiser Permanente at 6 a.m. tomorrow. I know, Bruce couldn’t even afford a real hospital. Managed care. Ironic, isn’t it? He never “managed” to care for me.“